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Selected References to Piss in the Bible:
For those folks who didn't want to dig through the Supreme Court decision to find them:
"So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall"
1Samuel25:22
"But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?"
2Kings18:27 and Isaiah36:12
"And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends."
1Kings16:11
Selected references to other filth in the Bible
Of course any tour of filth in the Bible has to include a stop in Song of Solomon, where some of the the poetry is very hot. Rev.Jim suggests getting out your bible (or clicking on the link) and reading the whole of Song of Solomon. It's fairly short so it won't take too long to read.
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses. Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.
Ezekiel 23:20-21
or in the New International Version:
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
They that did feed delicately are desolate in the streets: they that were brought up in scarlet embrace of dunghills.
Lamentations 4:5
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 23:1
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
Deuteronomy 23:2
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.
Malachi 2:3
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All references from The Authorized King James Version of the Bible unless otherwise noted.
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